An example of my work

Many of the patents I translate end up in the US Patent and Trademark Office.
Here is an example. Of course, my name is not anywhere to be found in the document. The translator is just that, the translator. The reward is getting paid for the job and perhaps a sense of pride in a job well done.
Here is how the patent gets created in Japan and then submitted in the US.
1. Inventor (engineer) writes a description of his/her creation.
2. The staff at legal firm writes up the patent in legalese.
3. The patent attorney reviews the patent and makes sure it satisfies all legal requirements.
4. The patent is sent to our company for translation.
5. The project manager assigns the job to a translator (me, in this case).
6. I translate the job while trying to avoid errors and omissions, and while ensuring that the translation conforms to USPTO (US Patent and Trademark Office) standards.
7. The translation is sent to a proofreader who checks my translation word-for-word.
8. I receive the job back from the proofreader and incorporate (or ignore) his/her comments into the translation.
9. The proofread translation is then send to an editor who double checks the English and makes sure the translation conforms to the clients preferences.
10. The edited translation is sent back to the client (the patent attorney) who then sends it to a law firm in New York, Washington D.C., or another large city.
11. The NY law firm finalizes the patent and submits it to the USPTO.
12. The USPTO reviews the patent and accepts it or rejects it based on various criteria.
13. A rejected patent is usually the fault of the engineer or the patent attorney, but on rare occasions the translator is at fault. (I have yet to be accused of a failed patent. It is something I dread, so I try to translate very carefully.)

"Dissappointment We Can Believe In!"

Obama vaguely promised change without specifying much about what change he intends.
That was by design of course. His supporters superimpose on Obama their own ideas of the change they believe Obama embodies. Obama can always truthfully say "I made no such promise." Take the following photo as an example.



The poster carrier obviously believes that Obama's change will include a major policy change toward Israel. I think this person will be disappointed.
It is inevitable that other groups having their own vision of 'change' will be disappointed. Obama cannot possibly give all groups of 'change believers' what they want. The motto should now be "Disappointment we can believe in!"

Obama Exercise Good. Bush Exercise Bad

Three years ago Bush was criticized for being a health fanatic
Former Washington Post writer Jonathan Chait criticized Bush in an opinion piece for the Los Angeles Times headlined, “The (over)exercise of power.” President Bush ran 3 1/2 miles a day and espoused cross-training for a federal judge. Chait stateed: “Am I the only person who finds this disturbing?…What I mean is the fact that Bush has an obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy.”

Reuters journalist Caron Bohan wrote about the same themes in a piece on Bush’s two-hour, 17-mile bike ride with cycling champ Lance Armstrong in Crawford, Texas in 2005.

But Obama gets different treatment:
Eli Zaslow: “The sun glinted off chiseled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week, and a body toned by regular treadmill runs and basketball games.”
Also, "Obama has gone to the gym for about 90 minutes a day, for at least 48 days in a row.”
And “Gym Workouts Help Obama Carry the Weight of His Position.”

Marty Nesbitt: “He doesn’t think of it as something he has to do — it’s his time for himself, a chance for him to reflect. It’s his break. He feels better and more revved up after he gets in his workout.”

So let's see here, when Bush exercises, it's creepy.
When Obama exercises, it's reflection time or revving-time up.

As Michelle Malkin puts it:
"Fit Republican president = Selfish, indulgent, creepy fascist."
"Fit Democratic president = Disciplined, health-conscious Adonis role model."

Media bias anyone?

Castro the Conservative

From Reuters

"I have arrived at the conclusion that one of our big problems is a lack of systemic demand," said Castro.

He expressed dissatisfaction with the system of subsidies for those who can work, but do not, saying government handouts discourage Cubans from being more productive.

Is Castro coming to the conclusion that so many in the US congress have ignored for decades?

Yet another bailout?

It appears that developers are next in line for a bailout.
Banks, maybe, automakers, no, but real estate developers? Absolutely no!
If the government bails out these guys out, then I am going to move to Mars and start my own new civilization.

I am a hopeless geek

I am sorry. I couldn't help myself. I had to follow the International Overclocking competition.
In this competition, teams compete to make a computer compute at fast as they can make them compute. They use leading edge technology, top-of-the-line components, liquid-cooled and even liquid nitrogen-cooled configurations. Here are the results:

Final results (USA wins!):

Benchmark	USA	Taiwan	Germany	France	Italy
SuperPi 1.5 1M	8,078	8,157	8,093	7,987	7,985
SuperPi 1.5 32M	7 min 49,969 s	7 min 52,516 s	7 min 40,953 s	7 min 24,990 s	7 min 40.984 s
wPrime 1.55 32M	5,188	5,422	5,219	5,756	5,297
wPrime 1.55 1024M	160,937	170,375	165,872	186,982	165,11
PiFast 4.1	17,56	17,86	17,44	17,29	17,36
AquaMark 2003	253814	251703	319212	238929	233043
3DMark 01	71010	71591	72764	71545	71821
3DMark 03	79794	75002	76105	69865	76188
3DMark 05	36762	35893	36586	35733	37070
3DMark 06	26733	25483	24194	22318	25143

Benchmark/Scores	USA	Taiwan	Germany	France	Italy
SuperPi 1.5 1M	10	20	30	60	100
SuperPi 1.5 32M	10	20	60	100	30
wPrime 1.55 32M	100	20	60	10	30
wPrime 1.55 1024M	100	10	30	20	60
PiFast 4.1	10	20	30	100	60
AquaMark 2003	60	10	100	30	20
3DMark 01	30	100	0	0	60
3DMark 03	30	100	60	0	20
3DMark 05	100	60	0	0	30
3DMark 06	100	60	0	0	30
TOTAL SCORE	550	420	370	320	440
RANKING	1st	3rd	4th	5th	2nd

Arson

Sarah Palin's church (Wasila Bible Church) was set ablaze yesterday. Investigators don't know if this is related to her Vice Presidential candidacy, but the trend of church arson fires has spread from the south (where it was usually black churches that were the target) to the west and now into Alaska. A few LDS chapels have had some suspicious fires and some less than suspicious break-ins and offensive grafetti painted on the walls. There is no evidence of a large organization directing these crimes, but one is left to wonder about the type of person who would do such things.